Don’t Be A Douchebag Tuesday: Vaccinate
by Cookie
Okay.
This whole hot topic of vaccinations has been circulating the Facebook world for a couple of days now. Maybe longer. The above link is one of many stories that are out there about what can happen when you don’t vaccinate your children. In this case, it was tetanus, a potentially devastating disease where the child made a full recovery. A shitty ordeal for this family to have suffered, which in this case, didn’t put other people at risk for disease.
In the past, whenever I have written about anything remotely controversial, I try to be objective enough to advocate for people to have choices. I think “I am not going to tell people what to do, because ultimately, we make our own choices and then we have to deal them.”
But in this case, I’m totally telling you what you should do. Vaccinate your children. Period. No choice. Or face a fine. Or you can’t register your kid for school. Or whatever it takes to convince you to comply.
The father in this article has it 100% right, and it took his son almost dying for him to realize it:
“The mistake that we made was that we underestimated the diseases and we totally over-estimated the adverse reactions”
This is totally the truth. Let me tell you, as a self confessed hypochondriac, it is really easy to get sucked into worrying about all the adverse effects you can get from vaccinations. Some of them are total bullshit, like the link to autism. And I wonder why we even still talk about this after the doctor who conducted this bogus “study” has been totally discredited. Some of them are possible, like Guillain-Barre syndrome, but are ridiculously rare.
Anyway. The reason I think we shouldn’t have a choice in the matter is because ultimately, the actions of a few well intentioned, but misinformed parents can affect the health of my child. And when your poor decision making skills start to affect the health and safety of my family, I’m about to get up in your business.
Here’s the thing about disease. Diseases are caused by pathogens. Either a bacteria, or virus, or phage (scary!). They invade our systems and make us sick. They are able to multiply rapidly in optimal conditions. And from my experience of working with large scale fermentation of bacteria, the human body provides a very comfortable environment at 37 degrees celsius for many bugs to set up shop. That isn’t the only factor of course, but temperature is important for optimal growth.
Here’s the other thing about disease causing pathogens. They are quite remarkable at change. They are extremely adaptable. So, if we give them a small pool of individuals who , for example, aren’t immunized against measles, it will give the bug not only a chance to make a small pocket of individuals sick, but to mutate into a form of disease where the standard vaccine is no longer effective. And the new form of measles may have a higher death rate because the bug is stronger and harder for the body’s immune system to kill.
Now you’ve put my child, and the rest of the world’s population, at risk for a disease that was so easily preventable.
Way to go, Bitchface.
So here is my advice to all of you who for one reason or another struggle with this decision. Make your decisions based on fact, not assumptions. Don’t assume you know more than the medical community because you read it on the internet that vaccinations are dangerous. Don’t put my child at risk due to your own misinformation.
I am a firm believer that kids need to play in the dirt and get the flu and build up their immune system naturally. But these are diseases with potentially deadly outcomes. And they are preventable. So please.
Don’t be a douchebag.
Preach!
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I can’t agree with that enough. Furthermore, people who don’t vaccinate are relying on group immunity to keep themselves safe. How much longer do those fuckwads think that will last if people decide to let the “group” do all the work?
I’ve read countless articles about this and my favorite part is always the comments. People get all enraged about this and the comments read like a transcript of Jesus Camp. SCIENCE DOESN’T PROVE ANYTHING! Insanity.
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Needless to say, Bob Marley had his six month vaccinations the day after hour turned six months old.
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“shaking my head and rolling my eyes.”
People are so , so dumb.
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Seriously dumbasses; stop breeding please!!! This one isn’t even debatable, sorry. Our pediatrician gets furious at the mention of even thinking about passing on vaccinations.
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Your pediatrician is a good doctor, then!
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Omg I love you so much.
I was seriously just about to post this exact thing, only far less eloquently.
I have an appointment for Monkey tomorrow morning to get him back on track to his vaccinations (they can’t have them during chemo or until 6 months after the last round). I have a phobia of needles and I absolutely hate having to let someone give my baby multiple intramuscular shots on the same day. I dread it every time, but I would never in a million years think about not vaccinating.
Because you know what’s worse than vaccinations? The diseases they prevent. That shit is nasty.
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I hate needles too. And I hate having to watch my child cry. But I hate seeing her sick worse. End of story.
people are such fucktards sometimes.
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You know, one time I commented on one of those douchebag articles and some morons response to counter act my comment was to say “well, at one time doctors thought smoking was safe, think about that” well, I don’t need to think about that because you’re a moron so think about that! Uurrgghhhh!
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That is the lamest argument i have ever heard. “We used to think smoking was safe”
I guess we used to think that becoming paralyzed from polio and dead from smallpox was cool too. What an idiot.
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Umm. Yes. I know a few people that don’t vaccinate, and it is exactly that. What that Dad said. (because I’m too lazy to copy and paste). It helps that I’m a germaphobe. So vaccinating is a no-brainer for me. But, honestly, I’ve read the “evidence” against vaccinating, and I can only equate it to scare tactics. Ridiculous.
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That’s so true. SCARE tactics!! I have a few friends that don’t vaccinate and we have lovely respectful conversations about it. Recently she told me she wasn’t going to be coerced into vaccinating because of a fear campaign by the govt about these diseases. Right. I told her I wasn’t going to be coerced into not vaccinating because of the fear campaign being run the anti vaxers THAT HAD NO BASIS IN SCIENCE AT ALL. I mean seriously. She also announced to me that stats could be manipulated to say anything. And I said..well yes, they can which means that anti vaxers can do that too. What can’t be manipulated are experimental results. That’s science. And you guys don’t have that. Anyway sorry for the rant, you jut got me with the “scare tactics” comment!
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So very well said. Bravo!
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