Anti-Vaccination Disorder Fact Sheet
by Cookie
Anti-Vaccination Disorder:
I have spent hours and hours researching the topic of the dangers of not vaccinating your children. It turns out that besides the risk of allowing once eradicated diseases to reappear, besides the risk of serious illness or death to occur in your child or in mine, besides the problem with a herd immunity that no longer protects the already seriously ill or immunocompromised people out there who cannot receive vaccinations…
Besides all of that, my research has “proven” that their is another unexpected danger lurking for the parents who don’t vaccinate their children.
Stupidity.
It’s seems to be unclear at the moment,( pending further investigation), whether or not the stupidity is caused by ignorance, fear-mongering, Jenny McCarthy, Wakefield’s bogus study, or the truth found on the internet. However, the statistics posted on several health related websites that show how immunizations have protected us against these childhood diseases suggest that the new epidemic of stupidity is widespread and growing at an alarming rate.
My research suggests that a combination of these factors, as well as a link to a genetic predisposition for idiocy could be responsible for the idea that vaccinations are not necessary and detrimental to our health.
Symptoms include:
Believing everything you read on the internet, no matter the author.
Trusting sensationalized, ratings hungry news networks to deliver unbiased information.
Assuming that there is a grand conspiracy in the world wishing that we raise a generation of sick or dependant children.
Assuming that your internet research is worth more than a medical professional’s educated opinion.
Assuming that your paediatrician or family doctor is in cahoots with big Pharma companies, because there’s obviously something in it for them to vaccinate and ruin your child.
Risking the lives of other people’s children because your truth has to be heard.
Taking bits of of misinformation from various “sources” and preaching it to other parents.
Allowing your own child to suffer through preventable diseases.
Saying the words “Jenny McCarthy” without rolling your eyes.
Assuming that if a medical treatment/drug/procedure has side effects, it is obviously no good.
Trying to convince other reasonable people to be un-reasonable.
Treatment:
It is possible that symptoms can be alleviated by limiting research to peer revised medical journals and other scholarly articles. Frank conversations with your primary care physician and, if necessary, a follow up to a specialist in infectious disease may be useful.
Development of a stupidity vaccine seems unlikely, and also useless, since the irrational fear of vaccines seems to be a precursor to the disorder.
Prognosis:
People with the stupidity disorder are likely to suffer chronically. Although intense head shaking a face slapping have been traditional methods of getting them to snap out of it and begin a course of treatment, full recovery is unlikely. Risk factors such as the Internet continue to be available and it’s widespread use leads to full blown disease.
I can’t even READ “Jenny McCarthy” without rolling my eyes.
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I know, right? She should have stopped at getting naked. At least she supported a legitimate cause then.
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I don’t hate that picture of her in the bathtub. Shhhhh! Don’t tell.
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See? Should have stuck with being naked. We can’t ALL be good at everything we do, but she’s all over the pinup thing.
Now THAT’s a choice I support.
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Your secret dies with me.
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Stupidity has most certainly become a dominant gene. Our pediatrician flips his lid at the thought of us mentioning we are against vaccination, so we like to say it to get him all riled up. Lol. He has kids. He vaccinates his own kids. That’s good enough for me. Unrelated, did you get your son circumcised?
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In the end, we did not. Too many things when he was first born.
Ironically, he had to see a urologist because his foreskin in too tight for his large penis. ( at least that’s how I interpreted it). But it looks like it will work itself out, so we don’t have to put him under the knife. Cause at this age it would mean general anesthetic. Seems like overkill.
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Wait. Does this mean the Loch Ness Monster ISN’T real?!
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What does the internet say?
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My kids are vaccinated but you know what it’s bloody scary doing it when in your family (cousins) some have reacted badly to vaccines.
My cousin has only recently got out of hospital after a load of vaccinations he had yo have to work on Dubai left him with GB syndrome. He was in for 9 months!?!
A niece is also in a vegetative state following her first set of vaccines 😦
So I do totally get what you’re saying.
But there are a group of people vaccines do not agree with. It sucks massively when your kid could be one of them.
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That is super tragic. My heart goes out to your family, because that is indeed an awful situation.
We need to be careful though. Things like GB syndrome are extraordinarily rare. It’s similar to saying that we should never take advantages of the advances in transportation, because of how many people are killed in car accidents.
Right? Slippery slope.
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Nope. Not saying that. Hence i vaccinate.
There are road accidents. I’ve lost my best friend in one. I drive.
What I’m saying is. Once you know there’s a risk because there are cases in your family, it becomes a totally different scenario this vaccination thing.
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I agree. But in MY opinion, except in very rare situations like your own, is that the risks associated with vaccinations greatly outweigh the risks of not being vaccinated. Situations like your own family is what herd immunity is supposed to protect. Which is why people who do not vaccinate because of what a former nude model says are dangerous and idiotic.
I’m not a medical expert any more than the anti-vaxxers claim to be. I make informed choices based on the the opinions of the medical community and conversations with my family physician.
Also, my post was supposed to be a tongue and cheek example of the types of articles some people base their beliefs on. My post is utterly ridiculous and total bullshit, and I hope you at least got a good laugh, my friend. 🙂
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Yes yes and I was just commenting to make the point but mine are all vaccinated.
And circumcised 🙂
And sans adenoids
And whatever else the doctor orders
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It is true, there are some people who have adverse reactions to vaccines and it is super awful and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried every time I got one for Monkey. But it truly is the exception as opposed to the rule. Really fucking sucks when you are the exception though. Feel for your family. 😦 Anyway just wanted to say I’m pro vaccine but 100% get your point. X
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Love love love. The anti-vax crowd makes me furious. This is one thing I sincerely think ought to be required by law (unless medically contraindicated as it may have been for MissFanny’s kids).
Grr.
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Grr indeed!
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Hey did you see that Jenny McCarthy’s child actually doesn’t have autism (not that it was caused by vaccines anyway). He actually has a totally different neurological disorder. That woman has single handedly been responsible for a huge about of bogus shit out there on vaccines. She ought to be fined.
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Or punched relatedly in the face. that would be funnier.
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