10 Things That Could Make Me Give Up Sex For A Year
So I was farting around on msn.ca this morning, and came across this lovely short article about how a large amount of women would give up sex for a year if it increased their well-being.
And I thought, how is this news? What kind of researcher would make this, of all things, the focus of their research? Why didn’t they make it more entertaining?
Because Bitches, ( and no offense Husband) I can almost always be bought if the price is right. And so, here is my top ten things I would give up sex for a year for:
1. A few million bucks. Hell, one million bucks. Dollars, that is. Nothing with antlers.
2. Lifetime unlimited supply of alcohol. Duh. One year of celibacy versus a lifetime of free tequila drunk sex? Giddy up.
3. A dragon that doesn’t eat goats. (no I’m still not over it…see yesterday’s post.)
4. A potty training magic fairy.
5. A temper tantrum fixing/prevention/diffusing magic fairy.
6. A law against stupidity and assholery among the general public.
7. A full nights sleep where I wake up when I’m not tired any more. ( See you in 2015)
8. Ok. I’ll settle for a nap.
9. Somebody, anybody who will take away Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber and make them stop being a thing.
10. Just one more Buddy. One more….. as long as # 4 and 5.
How about you, Bitches? What would convince YOU to give up sex for a year?