Happy Birthday To ME, And Happy Thanksgiving To All My Bitches.
by Cookie
It’s my birthday, Bitches.
I’m not going to tell you how old I am, because age is just a number, right?
Right?
As far as birthdays go, I’m kinda whatever today. I’ve had this shitty cold all weekend. I had a shitty sleep, and I’m feeling like the urge to drink tequila by myself on a Monday morning would be inappropriate seeing as I still have to cook dinner for 15 and mind at least one of my children.
BUT, it’s a beautiful fall day outside, and it also happens to be Canadian Thanksgiving, so what am I thankful for?
1. That my cold is just a cold and not Ebola. Yes, I’m obsessing.
2. For my babies. They made me a human, gave me feelings and empathy and all that shit.
3. For my husband, because who wants to go through it alone?
4. For my family, because they HAVE to like me, or at least pretend to.
5. For a roof over my head and a plate full of food.
6. For Baby Einstein. Julie Clark, you save me some days.
7. For the talents I’ve been given, and the balls to use them, instead of punching someone else’s clock.
8. For Canada. For freedom. For safety. For health.
9. For friends. Who love me in spite of myself.
10. For you Bitches. For this forum. For the ability to express myself and never worry about the ramifications of my opinions.
Happy Thanksgiving, Bitches. Go stuff yourself full of joy and food, and we’ll get back to ranting tomorrow.
Happy Birthday!
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thanks!
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Happy birthday AND happy thanksgiving!
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Thanks! 🙂
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Happy Birthday! And yes, age is just a number! Happy Thanksgiving from one Canadian to another! It’s Monday afternoon on the east coast, have yourself some tequila! It will help with your cold!
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I’ll consider that an order!
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Happy ThanksBirthdayGiving.
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hehe. Thanks, bud.
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Happy birthday. X
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Thanks, babe!
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It’s my son’s birthday today too! Happy birthday!
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Birthday buddies! I have a couple others too!
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belated birthday greetings from an ‘almost Canadian’ – [my 1st wife was Canadian and I lived in Canada for around 4 years as a landed immigrant before a friend’s illness forced me to return to Scotland]
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