Things That Made Me Happy Today
In no particular order, here are some things that made me happy today:
1. Watching the neighbor’s psychotic parrot play fight with their doberman. Nature reminds us that size isn’t everything, because my money was on that bird.
2. Watching my Twee Destroyer walk around with her “real web shooting” Spiderman doll gleefully sparying all things in her path with silly string. Including all three dogs and my bum.
3. Being introduced to the term “Cunt Bunt”. Happy New Year to me.
2014 has been a slice. Be safe everyone and see you on the other side of midnight.