Madonna’s Daughter Has Hairy Armpits
So yesterday, on MSN news, there was an article about Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes looking smashing in a bikini.
Until she has the audacity to flash her unshaven armpits. I mean, how dare she? Doesn’t she know that she was being photographed? Even if the photography was unsolicited, doesn’t she have any self respect?
I mean seriously, how does this fucking bitch live with herself? How does she sleep at night, knowing what horror she has bestowed upon us, the public who needs to know? A public who has a fundamental right to know what is going on in the world.
Listen, I get that she was at a beach with her friends, but she is a public figure whether she asked for it or not. And to blatantly just leave her armpits unshaven for such a long time that we can see it from so far away with a telescopic lens is just not acceptable. I can’t even believe she did this.
Doesn’t she care about what people think of her? Doesn’t she care about the example she is leaving for young girls everywhere? That it is ok for a girl to disrespect her body so much to have hairy armpits and flaunt them in public? HOW DOES SHE GET UP IN THE MORNING?
I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with people today. Can’t we just live in a reasonable world where people are considerate of others and cover up their offensive body hair? I can’t even watch the news anymore. This is absurd.
This post brought to you by the most amount of sarcasm a person can hold in their hearts without exploding.
We have children being attacked with chemical weapons, a scary, complicated, no end in sight conflict in the middle east that seems to be escalating by the day. An idiotic President of the US. People constantly harming one another. A divide between rich and poor that continues to get wider and wider.
Humanitarian crisis ALL OVER the world and THIS is the shit that MSN has deemed newsworthy. Priorities. Jesus Fuck.